I was raised Southern Baptist. We didn’t tell ghost stories around the campfire growing up. We told possession stories. And we believed in them because demons are biblical. I remember having lively debates with my friends about the biblical case for demons and how not believing in them means you don’t believe…

That boy is a Sinatra. Nobody can tell me ANY different.

Actually, it’s Ms. Chanandler Bong.

Well, I mean, we kind of are?

No shit?!? I once had a long distance relationship after I got someone else’s telegram while on a I was changing trains. The telegraph operator keyed it in wrong in Virgina as I was heading out to the Spanish controlled California territories and just as I got over the Mississippi there was a message for Miss.…

This was such a rational internet comment I had to read it like 3 times.

Has Layne Staley truly been replaced as our go-to drug martyr? I feel old.

Does anyone else get the feeling that Allison Williams is exactly like Marnie in real life?

My freshman year of college (about 4 years ago,) I smoked and got high for the first time, resulting in a horrific panic attack where anxiety induced physical symptoms led me to believe I was dying.

Your mother-in-law is a legend.
Also, is it just me, that I’d much rather someone think I’m having shower sex with my husband than think he’s pooping a foot away from me while I’m in the shower?

Expresso.

Madonna can’t run for president, she’s British.

Scene- My bedroom, 2 AM, after a bottle and a half of wine.
Players (In a theatre sense, not like, a gross way to say ‘lovers’ or whatever)- My husband and also my me.

We were young, early 20’s, shitty on wine, having laugh sex, where we sort of clumsily bounced around the bedroom, laughing and not totally putting all…

This. But we all know who wins the Facebook martyr-off: stay at home moms.

I think the problem with this is that she equates being motherly, and being a mentor, with being a literal mother. And no, no it is not the same.

OMG OMG THIS IS MY HAND!!! MY HAND IS ON JEZEBEL GUYS MY LIFE IS COMPLETE!

I dropped a name outside of a club once. I didn’t get in and I felt like an idiot ;)

I’m just going to say it. Last week’s parasol story should've been a winner.

monitoring during pregnancy is to be done at the hospital BECAUSE there is a potential for a concern. this is so that if intervention is warranted, it can be done in an expedient manner.

i am a practising registered midwife. i do not like this device, i do not want my clients to EVER purchase something like this. i…

You realize you’re being the asshole here, right? He simply expressed hope that people wouldn’t come to rely on it as a false back stop in determining if something is wrong. “Oh, the monitor doesn’t say anything is wrong, it must be gas (NO I HAVEN’T HAD A BABY I DON’T KNOW WHAT ANY OF THIS FEELS LIKE). I’ll just wait…