merrypoopins
merrypoopins
merrypoopins

I sure hope that expensive private east coast university came with grammar lessons.

And the curse lives on. Haven't you seen any scary movies with ethnic/tribal masks?!? You never throw that shit away!

I get drunk and grab my husband’s arm until I leave marks and my knuckles are white. Once we reach cruising, I'm cool. What sucks is always being wasted when I reach my destination. Kinda awkward at funerals.

That is absolutely terrifying. Before my husband and I were married, I was hanging out at his apartment in the middle of the day by myself, when someone started banging on the door. I went to the door and looked out the peephole to see some dude standing there. He was like “Hey, let me in.” I told him I thought he had

I’m sure they’ll pay as much attention to those as the handicapped ones.

My sister sent me a picture of her the other day and said, “This is so you when you get older, except with a top knot instead of short hair.” I’m not sure if she knew how much I love and am obsessed with her, but it almost made me cry to get that comparison.

My sister sent me a picture of her the other day and said “This is so you when you get older, just with a top knot instead of the short hair”. I'm

I was born and raised in Texas and am also a graduate of Texas Tech. Please be assured there are plenty of kick ass feminists here and don't let a few bad apples spoil the bunch! The Lubbock area is pretty conservative but I didn't find Tech to be especially so. I was Pre Med, Pre Nursing and Human Development and

You have to keep a detailed account of the exact places you visited and keep it for 7 years in case the government wants to see it. You also have to request your passport not be stamped or risk denial of entry back into the US upon your return. A few people I traveled with were held at customs by some pretty serious

As someone who has actually been to Cuba on one of these "special" trips I can say that while the country and its people are beautiful their government is still scary as shit. You will be watched the entire time you're there and you better not voice any anti-Castro or Socialist/Communist sentiment. While I absolutely

29 you say? Yes, very nicely done.

So, my hubby and I were on our way back from our honeymoon in Costa Rica and were flying first class into Houston. Just as we were seated I looked across the aisle from me and there was this really tiny (like 85 lb) woman I swore I recognized. I asked the hubs and he was like, "Dude, that's Ari's wife from Entourage".