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Tilda Swinton maybe? We all know she and Bowie were grown in a lab together somewhere anyway...

1-800-588-2300 EMPIRE

OK I take it back, he’s a Berger.

E.J. Johnson > Jaden smith

They always rise again.

Redacted for snarkiness quotient. She didn’t make the decision to run.

I’ll be very honest, and while you know the game and the players better than I do, I’ve read similar stories to this where you turn out to be the side piece, and there was never going to be an actual divorce.

My mom has some serious snark in her game. She also feels that it’s her motherly obligation to take me to the airport every week (I travel for work) despite the fact that the company would pay for a cab or for me to leave my car at the airport.

Most embarrassing time I burst into tears: that one time I had a breakdown at the top of the leaning tower of Pisa, and instead of being helpful my family decided to laugh take pictures of me with the highly uncomfortable tour guide.

Seriously, this list has movies that were funny decades ago.

I like YF, but it doesn’t hold a candle to Blazing Saddles.

Annie Hall? Annie fucking Hall? In what way is this punch to the nutsack with a steel fist funny? Sorry, this entire list is invalid because of this poor choice.

Keep it or don't but definitely get rid of that abusive prick.

Hell yeah—I love that movie. Terribly messy people, and Ann Bancroft is spectacular. I also want Holly Hunter’s wardrobe.

That is an underappreciated gem.

Beyond A Christmas Story, not really. But Home for the Holidays with Holly Hunter and RDJ is one of my faves.

She loves to laugh. Long and loud and clear. Sure it might not SEEM very jolly but that View table was actually on the ceiling.

And also Blake Shelton’s past history. It's...not an unfair question.

Okay, I’ll say it: So is this perhaps the reason why Gwen’s and Blake’s marriages both broke up?

I almost wish someone had criticized my food choices during any of my three pregnancies. They would have learned more about hyperemesis gravidarum than they ever wanted to know.