Don't worry Matthew, Jenny McCarthy is coming to save you.

You HAVE to watch What We Do in the Shadows! A NZ vampire mockumentary made by Jemaine from Flight of the Conchords. Very original and funny.

“I hope you’re not joking” “Is it really in there?” “Why did you make it?”. I appreciate this kid’s healthy cynicism and wish to subscribe to his newsletter.

I wonder what Tino thinks about this?

And explain this to him:

I think she does give a fuck otherwise she wouldn’t do so much stupid shit to get people’s attention.

Man, while I not typically a fan of the token Republican talking head, I remember I was so impressed by her the few times I watched the show. It was a sigh of relief like... “Ahhhhh, the conservative isn’t crazy, has journalistic credentials, and seems smart” What a loss!! This show is spiraling down the toilet.

she told Glamour that Julie Bowen knew and was very supportive of her decision.

Still with the photos before the description :(

(Repost cause this is important):

I will never forgive the person that started the Starbucks secret menu website. It made my time there hell. I had so many people look at me like I was an idiot when I didn’t know what went in a banana split frappicino or a birthday cake one. No. Stop. Order off the damn menu that already has like 50 options and stop…

OH MY GOD I HAVE THE BEST SUMMER CAMP STORY:

Discovered that a fellow camper was my long-lost twin sister.

That sentence (and the entire article really) is just addressing the confusion some people feel over why people who “have it all” would choose to end their own lives. That confusion is out there, regardless of whether you feel it, and it isn’t entirely unreasonable. I think it’s an important idea to tackle. And by the…

If only she had used “you’re” instead of “your.”

I am a bit phobic about air travel. I’m the spazzy person who white knuckles the arm rest and goes into meditative breathing anytime the captain mentions it’s time to buckle up because we have some turbulence ahead. But twice now I have been seated next to the only person on the plane who was more afraid to fly than I…

But this armadillo just wants to snuggle WHAT THE FUCK WHY DID MY NOSE JUST FALL OFF MY FACE

Exactly, his camera floated to the surface and that’s how we have this pic.

A relationship borne out of infidelity has pretty high odds of not lasting. Why? If they are willing to cheat with you, they are willing to cheat on you.

10,000 Xanax? One for each Maniac.