Is there a Kenny Rogers Roaster chicken joint outside your window or what?

Although Sonja responding “Shit happens” when someone claimed Luann’s hookup was married was golden. Almost made up for Bethenny’s absence. Sonja is amazing when she’s not the one who’s “in trouble.”

Why the eagerness to hold Joan and Cherie responsible for a brutal rape? They were there or they weren’t, and if they were there I certainly hope they didn’t tease Jackie about it. But even if they did, the criminal is the rapist. I fully understand Jackie being hurt and holding a grudge if it all went down as she…

That’s so funny! My cousin’s husband’s brother just made $5,000 in one hour working from home for Google!

Nothing will ever meet the madness of The Dress. My husband straight-up called me a liar over that shit.

Clearly the one on the right. If you disagree you are WRONG WRONG WRONG

Grammar Nazi vocab pro-tip, Angel:

She’s also wearing David Byrne’s suit from “Stop Making Sense.”

Might invulva lotta work.

I think that people don’t usually snoop around unless something feels weird and they are trying to find evidence to support that feeling. Did something feel off to you? Regardless, you found evidence. Run. What is the point in lying about a 5 year age difference? There is no point. People who do that lie for fun. RUN…

This is two weeks in a row without a pissing contest post! I am having withdrawl!

Don’t laugh at the stock photo of that child. My own daughter was recently diagnosed with shutterstock. She has watermarks all over her face and body, and she refuses to go outdoors.

I had a different take on Sonjna. To me it didn’t really seem like she got backbone but that she was manipulated by Dorinda into exploding to deflect from people calling her out on drinking too much. It just made get look weaker and crazier rather than like a strong woman with backbone.

I was really stressing out yesterday over whether it was ok to take three Aleve in the span of 24 hours (muscle tears in your lumbar area are no joke, Jezzies) because I don't want to destroy my liver, but then I remembered that LiLo has already lived to 29 years of age and I decided it would probably be okay.

This weekend an unvaccinated six year old boy was the first person to die of diptheria in 28 years in Spain. His parents rejected getting him vaccinated and now he’s dead. A vaccinated child is much better then a dead one.

I hate being pregnant. First I had hyperemesis and was in and out of the hospital for months, and then once I could eat again, the nausea remained and with it came heartburn and constipation and all kinds of things they never tell you until you’re actually pregnant and then they’re like “oh yeah, that happens.”

Am i horrible because the first thing I thought of when i read this story was the episode of Friends where Ross tried to wear leather pants?

Many moved on to live happy, healthy and productive lives

Dunno about around the back, but I can touch my belly button from the front. Boop. #notaclone #probablyamammal

Another litmus test on who to delete from various social media.