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Chandler: Because we love kids. Love them to death. Well, not actually to death. That’s just a figure of speech. We love kids the appropriate amount... as allowed by law.”

Jeez, my heart nearly broke watching her cry at the end. I’m glad her girlfriends were there for her.

I loved Off the Map. I feel like I’m alone in this. It had so much potential and I’m still sad it was cancelled after a single season :( Mercy was also a great medical show cancelled after season 1. And Grey’s should have been cancelled years ago. Where is the justice in the world?

Oh, and in this week of Rachel Dolezal, I should probably just say up front, for those of you who are meeting me for the first time, I’m a feminist gay man, who gets so much love, support and encouragement from Jezebel, that I’ve quit all those catty gay websites and just hang out here.

Everyone who has given me encouragement and moral support over this crazy journey of just picking up and completely uprooting my life at age 38: THANK YOU! I think it has all finally come together!

1997, my mom a private pilot, my brother and I flew to a family reunion, from Seattle to Helena MT. We get there to find the entire family reunion had be relocated to a remote cabin. With no way to get there we hung out at my uncles house, and by out I mean outside in the yard until the family reunion returned the

Thanks. The more details I offer, the more tragic it sounds, which is just ridiculous. (As in, he died the day after my parents’ wedding anniversary, the funeral was the day before my birthday, and I had to go to all my classes during the first week of school with a note asking to excuse my absence later that week so

ooh! Ooh! My mom’s family is from S. Florida, so “family vacation” always meant “visit Gramma and Grampa in Ft. Lauderdale. Cool. It has a beach! My grandparents live like, on the damn beach so my brother and I would jump out of the car, throw on a swim suit and run head long into the water on a semi public-ish beach

I’m not sure how much of an outright disaster this is, but it was pretty funny, so I figured I’d share.

I agree. This was boring and her singing is pretty basic. I don’t think she’s bad, but definitely overrated as a singer. If she hadn’t played Blair and if she wasn’t so damn near perfect-looking people would probably be less impressed by her voice.

Me neither. All the @s and RTs. I don't know who's talking when or to whom or why.

I’m 28 and I cried six times TODAY. (Shut up, I was reading a really poignant book while working an unexpected grave shift, you guys would have cried too.)

Poor hygiene, dumb, no personality.

As a cuban who lived in communist Cuba and has a political refugee father and grandparents who were political prisoners I find this highly offensive. This is just as offensive as having a hitler impersonator. Someone should drop her off in Havana and have her live off of the rations they give regular Cubans there and

The fact that I just mumbled “nigga please” to that photo in front of my white step-child indicates that I concur. He is the WOOOORSSST.

Well, thanks for enlightening us, Dave Coulier! But would she go down on you in a theater?

If Kate Moss called me a basic bitch I’d get it emblazoned on a t-shirt and proudly tell everyone the back story at every opportunity.

For people living in NYC or northward, agreed.

or, in the case of British TV, they leave to pursue misguided film careers

I bet she has a “No Ragrets” tattoo on her lower back.