Man, fuck the Seahawks. Why do they have to go and do shit like this that makes me, a life-long Niners fan, like them? Seriously, fuck them for doing the right thing and, like Lebron did yesterday (shit, was it only yesterday? It feels like weeks ago), make me abandon my preconceived hatred to respect them for taking…

I think I just found a fun new game. Find the people in the crowd who stand disrespectfully during the anthem.

“You went 4 for 4 with 2 52 yard field goals in your debut. Talk about rhetoric as the counterbalance to dialectic in framing a debate.”

Or perhaps it’s when the fighter jets alter the Statue of Liberty and make her so she’s celebrating a touchdown instead of offering a beacon to the world?

The city is used to dead bodies.

You did see the part where someone specifically emailed him to tell him he was looking forward to it among the misery, right? And that mostly this is all in good fun for laughs

Like old Toohotformilk there, I’ve also lived through plenty of hurricanes. When you’ve been through enough, you stop worrying about them and you don’t prepare like it’s your first time - you get some water and plywood the windows and hunker down. My dad, who’s in his 70's and has ridden out every hurricane that’s…

Atlas Tugged.

I understand what you’re saying, BUT

I going to guess that you rooted for Javert?

You must have large, muscular forearms, what from pulling up so hard on those bootstraps of yours.

I hope you drown in a highly localized flood.

Holy crap is this a nuclear take. Does it occur to you, oh paragon of the Free Market, that a supermarket has already written off its entire stock? If the power’s out for as long as it has been the entire damn inventory is no longer able to be sold, it would be thrown out either way. But hey someone somewhere is…

Have you always been a piece of shit, or is it something you’ve worked towards?

Go directly to hell, you absolute nightmare of a person.

Typical of a Llama to spit in the face of victims.

When dealing with the press, Marshawn likes to use Brief Mode.

“It’s silly and, worse, sloppy.”

The Taco Bell dog’s long lost sibling didn’t live the charmed life of his brother. Growing up in gang riddled LA he was constantly running afoul the law. Hardened by his years on the streets he’s just as likely to bite you as look at you, but that’s not to say he didn’t also have a catchy catchphrase: “Don’t fuck…

FAKE NEWS. There are no ugly dogs.