If this keeps up, think Boone grabs his glove out of storage and gets on the field as player/manager.

she actually was in a boot for a while this season

Yankees are 35-20 against teams above .500.  Astros are 41-26.  Dodgers are  39-26.  Sure they haven’t played as many teams above .500 as the other two teams have, but they are winning against those teams. 

Paddycopter(tm) was another option. “Seamus! Take this sledge & walk around the basement, hitting every beam to see if it’s been cut. No need to report back.”

In olden times they also would have used a drone, but they called it by a different nomenclature: Chinaman.

I don’t think the decision was as baffling as you make it sound.

I thought Cashman made is quite clear that the players had an issue with Joe Girardi: “Our issues and concerns were the ability to engage, fully communicate, and connect with the playing personnel.” It sounds like Girardi did not have that connectivity with their young core of players - a core that’s only going to get…

Objective evidence with PitchFX.

“Sir, it appears that the likable, fun Astros might make the World Series.”

WTF is a tree lawn?

“Psych them out with a well-placed ‘green duck.’”

To be fair, Case Keenum drives are usually called “duck, duck, interception.”

The theme yesterday was, “How dare the Cubs celebrate on our home field! The classy Cardinals would never do that to another team!”

This wasn’t even the Cubs’ B team tonight, since the whole team was probably hung over. It was the C team.

Man, fuck the Seahawks. Why do they have to go and do shit like this that makes me, a life-long Niners fan, like them? Seriously, fuck them for doing the right thing and, like Lebron did yesterday (shit, was it only yesterday? It feels like weeks ago), make me abandon my preconceived hatred to respect them for taking…

I think I just found a fun new game. Find the people in the crowd who stand disrespectfully during the anthem.

“You went 4 for 4 with 2 52 yard field goals in your debut. Talk about rhetoric as the counterbalance to dialectic in framing a debate.”

Or perhaps it’s when the fighter jets alter the Statue of Liberty and make her so she’s celebrating a touchdown instead of offering a beacon to the world?

When dealing with the press, Marshawn likes to use Brief Mode.