The Taco Bell dog’s long lost sibling didn’t live the charmed life of his brother. Growing up in gang riddled LA he was constantly running afoul the law. Hardened by his years on the streets he’s just as likely to bite you as look at you, but that’s not to say he didn’t also have a catchy catchphrase: “Don’t fuck…

FAKE NEWS. There are no ugly dogs.

Tulsa area resident here. There was no way she was going to be convicted, here’s why:

Oh, did you get lost? This is Deadspin, hon.

“Fans Misled; Pop Warner Competition More Challenging Than Initially Thought”

Potential 2017 Jets starter Brock Osweiler.

But is it shade? This needs to be cross-posted to Jezebel A.S.A.P., so Kara Brown can give us a ruling.

Oh, they’ll try. But here’s the difference between Stalin and Hitler and Trump. Stalin had to deal with Russians. Hitler had to deal with Germans. Trump has to deal with Americans.

Breaking News: Racist Invites Racist Onto His Television Show.

Considering Sarah Palin normalized rank stupidity, I’d say there’s (at least) one other prominent dipshit he’s got to apologize for.

I would honestly prefer not to have a 12 foot dick. Like, how big would it be flaccid? Wouldn’t it get stepped on? How would pants even work? The whole thing sounds kind of awful.

… isn’t he the only R in congress promising committee hearings into the Russian connections…

The only time John McCain was a good idea was when the alternative was George W. Bush.

(I doubt Pence does locker room “pussygrab” talk.)

I’m not a person prone to conspiracy theory; however, there’s so much Russian smoke here that I can’t see how this whole thing doesn’t end with impeachment or maybe even criminal charges.

For a guy without a working finger, he seems easily triggered.

A big part of the problem is that Americans inexplicably forgot the Bush years with astounding speed. Guess that’s a testament to Obama.

Has anyone considered Trevor Bauer might just be an idiot?

David Attenborough

There was a lot to the grand slam.