“Drain the swamp” means different things to Trump voters than it does others. People on the left keep thinking “his voters will turn on him once they see how he’s staffing his administration with political and financial elites.”

Yes, he absolutely should be enshrined, but at the same time, it is so fucking funny that he isn’t. Knowing he’s on twitter searching for “Curt Schilling HOF” getting angry at people who say they wouldn’t vote for him. It’s the little things that make me happy.

Allow me to commend you on your Herculean effort to unpack that one sentence. Yeah. Let me repeat that. ONE. SENTENCE.

I’m going to try to upack one paragraph of this drivel as I am a masochist:

Matthew 21:12, from the Star Wars illustrated Bible.

I have a vague notion but got lost in the mythopoetic stew of shitty writing.

It made a lot more sense once I read this:

“This is a much better clubhouse than the White Sox. They know what’s important. Like, they let that fat kid hang around and wear a uniform and everything. The other Sox would never do that.”

We live in Hell

Lack of logical thinking? No ability to make logical connections between abstract notions? Never been taught to analyse concepts, ideas, to develop critical thinking? Willful blindness? Being willfully obtuse? Being carried away by the lowest of instincts and only thinking soberly when the reality kicks in?

Did any Hillary supporters actually give a shit that she didn’t speak on election night? I honestly probably couldn’t have stomached a concession speech that evening, and I don’t blame Hillary for waiting until the morning to regroup.

This is a roundabout analogy, but I compare Clinton’s loss to the Packers/Seahawks playoff game from 2015 (http://deadspin.com/this-is-how-close-the-seahawks-came-to-never-even-start-1680433146)

Here’s an idea: don’t let it bother you. Why do you care if a few people feel like this is something special and a connection to their dead relatives.

White Sox fans have the reputation of being insecure fucks. I’m not sure where that comes from...

Not that being dead ever stopped Chicago residents from participating in the electoral process.

That you feel the need to come on here and pat yourself on the back on a Cubs post is the most Sox fan inferiority complex thing ever. Cheers.

somewhere right now a conservative blogger is angrily pounding out a post about how hillary robbed the benghazi people of seeing this historic moment.

Just before the final out, my 95 year old grampa, veteran of two wars, cancer survivor, and long-suffering cubs fan, pulled me aside and, with a tear forming in his steel grey eyes, said, “The blacks ruined this neighborhood and your sister dresses like a whore.” This was for him.

I think creepy does depend. For example: "Is it creepy to talk about who to have sex with when discussing a chart?"