I’m just concerned if it’s true, but I'm also your token Texan liberal. I’m pregnant. I need my blue bell ☹️

Yeah, I think “tribal” is the most generic catchall for the kind of crap UO is selling.

Ha! The kid can’t catch a break.

I just noticed that on the screenshot with the math homework, he got the answer right, but they counted it as wrong!

‘Navajo’ is today a generic descriptor for a particular category of design and style.’

Yeah, nothing like Portland. Now that place is a real problem. It rains vicious alligators there. 365 days a year.

I’m not sure what the problem is. These are clearly the same kind of panties worn by the ancient Navajo. Urban Outfitters, a friend of the Navajo, is simply trying to teach us all about a variety of cultures and their traditions.

We do the same thing in Seattle by telling everyone it rains here all the time. So much rain, all the time, you pretty much have to swim to work 365.

All of you realize that none of this shit really goes down in Florida. We just have a really good PR person who drops these bombshells to protect our beachfront life styles from invading hordes of wannabes.

Jayzus, if you’re going to spend waaaaay too much on a collection of spiritual signifiers, you might as well get it from an actual Native American company. (Although “gift shops” run by tribal members often carry an amazing amount of kitschy crap. And some kickass fireworks.)

#whitepeople

I honestly wonder if she’s not wearing them backwards - the front covers all the way just down your thighs, but the back can’t even cover a full butt cheek?

Hey, Urban Outfitters/ all the other fast fashion chains that do this:

Kind of like how “Urban Outfitters” is a generic term for a brand of poorly-made ugly clothing and merchandise that depends entirely on the low self-esteem of its hipster-wannabe patrons.

They look designed to force a “thigh gap” and/or ride up and chafe like holy shit.

Maybe I’m wrong, cause I am a lot, but it seems like a terrible idea to make a FUCKING FLASK and slap an Indian word on it. Any word.

and here’s the flask

Those are hideous.

Jesus Christ. Urban Outfitters is such a scummy business. They sold a fucking “Smudge Kit” for $50.

I always like it when my ethnic group is compared to Miller Lite, don’t you?