She has to be involved. I mean, either she’s involved or she has the lowest self-esteem in the history of the low self-esteems.

I can't help but wonder if the sister was involved or at the minimum sleeping with him before her death.

To be fair, it is definitely more of a “this type of thing used to be swept under the rug much more easily by rich and/or famous people” thing than a “story we all knew about but wasn’t salacious enough of a scandal to investigate because we are all horrible human beings” kind of situation.

You are forgiven because you’re tastebuds are dead from godawful British cuisine

Texans is who. And yes, as you said in another comment, new money. Not that there isn’t plenty of non-Texan embarrassing new wealth out there acting a fool, but combine the two plus entitlement/affluenza and you have an unwatchable sitcom about why many non-Americans feel the way they do about us. Even the Beverly…

On top of it, it’s like the bottom barrel for chain pizza. Hell they even admited it themselves with their recent campaign saying they changed their pizza so it was better.

At least Little Ceasers I can always justify as “It was good for $5”

Well, I’m sure the cuisine at the prison is simply excelente. I’m sure the accommodations are also. (No, that is not a prison rape joke. That’s a prison joke. As I much as I hate this little goat-fucker, I don’t wish rape on him. Just lots of cockroaches and communal toilets.)

Well, that’s not true at all. Puerto Vallarta proper is a beautiful city with lots of history, a great old town, lots of local culture, wonderful people, and great food. You just have to know where to look

He probably has his mom cut up his pizza for him. She holds his sippy cup for him as well.

Nouveau riche. Pity. They were only two generations away from developing a taste for Olive Garden and Thomas Kincaide paintings.

I haven’t had Domino’s enough to have a strong opinion (I’ve def. never ordered it because I grew up with stories about the former owner’s very conservative political activity), but I know I crave really terrible junk food when I am outside of the U.S. It doesn’t matter how awesome the food is, after two-three weeks,…

He’s just that goddamn white, I suppose. I can just hear him at a Mexican restaurant saying “Ugh, what is this crap? It doesn’t taste anything like Taco Bell!”

It’s that affluenza again. He doesn’t know any better, whether it’s drinking or ordering quality pizza.

Yeah but would you want to eat that dirty Mexican food? It's hard to pronounce and has exotic things like proper seasoning and spices.

That was funny.

Have you NOT SEEN the million BAZINGA shirts everywhere

Because 20 million people watch it.

they’ve also referred to it as “Written by Bill Prady.”

This guy got it from his daughter’s preschool and never thought that maybe he should check out who wrote it to give them credit? Lame.