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This has been big news here in the UK today, along with a dog with missing front legs called Roo.

How about instead of having a big party, you barbecue some hot dogs and burgers and let the kids play Smash Bros/Mario Party and kibbutz with other parents?

This was why I didn't get to have any birthday parties at Chuckie Cheese or whatever when I was a kid. That and my parents were cheap.

Remember birthday parties at home, with punch and cake, and pin the tail on the donkey? What happened to that? Don't get me started on goody bags. What a pain in the ass.

It also says in the link that both boys are five year-olds. Have you ever scheduled a birthday for a five-year-old? There's always someone sick at the last minute - or then they bravely come and vomit all over their clothes (true story). This is unfathomable.

If this lady is going to get this worked up every time someone no shows to her kids birthday parties, she's got a long road of angry disappointment ahead of her. Yes, it's particularly shitty to RSVP and then not show. No you do not get to invoice the parents of the no show, you insane twat. Move on with your life and…

Ugh. Sending it by the kid is so terrible. You have a problem you need to address with me, get some courage and come talk to directly about it.

I would never do it, but how tempting. I put a halt to big birthday parties for my daughter after her 6th birthday—a bunch of people didn't RSVP, and some RSVPd they were coming and didn't show. It was so frustrating to spend the time and effort to put it together and walk in not having any idea how many kids were…

absoFRUITLY not

FOR THE MOUTH PART OF YOUR FACE.

I actually did not know that Hamtaro was still going on.

So he's 13 right? Cause this totally sounds like what a 13 year old would say after he got back from a super cool summer vacation which was totally not at grandma's retirement community.

His description of pussies made me think of the "bags made of sand" boobs quote from 40 year old virgin.

Secretly convinced he is actually a virgin because of his two penises and that this is all just a really sad, sad front...

I may be biased due to nostalgia, but I prefer the fat, no-neck Hamtaro.

agree with hamtaro, but i respectfully disagree with pikachu. if you watch the 1st season again, pikachu's expressions were much less vibrant.

The trend is: Smaller body, bigger head, larger eyes and NO FATTIES ALLOWED.
Don't cry 1998 pikachu, we all love your chunky self.

Woah, What the fuck happened to Hamtaro?

2022, Hamtaro is now a line.