Based on the cop's ignoring the cat, and trying to continue with what he was doing, my first thought was "Clearly, this man has or has had several cats in his life."

You jest, but we had a cop at the house before Christmas. There's been a string of thefts, and the hooligans (ruffians?) stole some of our mail. When the cop came in, our youngest cat LOST HIS TITS. He started rubbing against the cop, jumping around like a kangaroo, and attacking the blinds. He kept stopping his…

Maybe kitty needs help. Ugh, another cop not doing his job. : ]

Oh man, when my cat was a kitten, she used to climb up my jeans when I was doing the dishes. Those kitten needles are SHARP!

About 20 seconds before this, he turned to his buddy and said "Watch me fuck with this cop".

"Love meeee!!!"

License and registration, please. Hurry up, meow.

If I were the driver, I would be dying laughing. The entertainment value alone would make the ticket worth it.

I just choked on my wine. You are awesome. I will be thinking of you at the SMARTboard tomorrow my friend...cause I don't want to be killed.

In addition to people with no kitchen access (and the homeless also do well with food that travels easily since they frequently get asked to leave everywhere) elderly and disabled people may be legitimately too sore, achey or tired to laboriously cook a hot meal.

Earlier tonight I called my mom like a dutiful daughter and she made some remark about people not eating healthier, and said that dinner for 4 where each person got a combo meal added up to $30. I then had to explain the Value Menu concept to my 61 year-old mother. Do we need to start printing pamphlets or something…

You gotta love that Victorian attitude towards poverty we've inherited. Luxuries like McDonalds or phones made in the last decades are corrupting influences on the weak-willed and indolent plebs, and we must make poverty miserable so that the lower orders are driven by their own base desires to work harder to join us…

I was at a grocery store in line and there was an older gentleman trying to purchase a baked quarter chicken and some sides from their hot foods area and it was so humiliating for him—they could not take his card for it because they don't allow it to be used on prepared foods—and he had to explain he is homeless and…

Banish this twat-waffle to a food desert. For the rest of her life she has to live with no transportation beyond her feet and public transport in any American city below the top ten, with only convenience stores and fast food within several square miles. What a flaming piece of poo.

The subtext is obviously that poor people don't deserve anything other than the bare-ass minimum needed to stay alive. If they want something nice or tasty or fun to make their lives a bit more pleasant, then they need to grab their bootstraps and earn that right. Until then, fuck 'em.

Says she also wants to ban the ability to use benefits at quick serve establishments- pretty sure that would include places that serve hot/prepared meals like delis at grocery stores? Correct me if I'm wrong.

Because WTF would that have to do with money (as prepared rotisserie chickens are usually cheaper than buying…

So our tax dollars go to subsidize McDonald's underpaid workers, and they can't even use that subsidy to buy the crappy food they make all day.

I know people think McDonald's is the yawning pit of evil, but it does offer meals that include a meat and a starch that is cheap and can be eaten with your hands. You can by packaged fruit at McDonald's.

That woman lives in a bubble. Many poor Americans live in food deserts with no grocery stores. A Mickey D's dollar-menu burger is actually a step up from the microwave sandwiches sold at marked-up prices by gas stations and convenience stores.

The real goal is to make being homeless so fucking miserable that they all just go to Nevada. You know, instead of showing any semblance of humanity toward fellow humans.