I was thinking a good cover job would be way better. Removal is super painful, very expensive, and has fairly unreliable results from what I've seen.

*blank stare* You thought a tattoo gun was used for temporary tattoos?

The Storm from X-Men part made this story believable. I could totally see myself witnessing that exchange as a teen:

Or a tattoo of an incredibly detailed hand holding a tattoo gun as if drawing that penis.

Kids nowadays, what's wrong with a Sharpie?

I was going to say, "Get new friends!" but then she was all, "I knew what was happening, hee hee!" and thought, "Time to go on the wagon, lady."

Oh please. I have no soul.

This pretty much only reminds me that I love McD's strawberry sundaes. So artificial, so delicious, so filled with lost souls.

Beware, all ye who seeketh a living wage...

Wait, did they show a commercial strongly refuting the notion that their food contains tortured, screaming souls? This honestly would not surprise me.

I mean, I can't tell cats how to live. I feed my dogs in real life normal dog food because I believe that's what they're biologically supposed to eat. Whereas I have a choice.

The zombie had a carrot because he was living his new zombie life the same way he lived his life before he died, as a vegetarian.

This is why hijabs/niqabs often pose a security risk. Not always, obviously...

They caught a 12 girl a few months ago about to do a suicide bombing in a different city. She said her father took her to meet bh and told her they would kill her entire family unless she did it. Fortunately she was stopped and saved.

Human sacrifice bombing

This wasn't a ten year old girl suicide bomber. This was a ten year old girl murdered to murder other people. Fuck that shit.

If there is anything more despicable and cowardly than this...grown men too pussy to go to their own deaths they have to send a baby to do their mass murder for them. I fucking hope there's a god and I fucking hope there's a hell and I fucking hope they burn in it forever

Can we change the language to 'used a girl to carry out' and 'used the women to carry out' cause none of these women/children had an option.

Oh, my fucking God...

I did something like this in my mid-20's. Was working a dead-end job, dating a series of dead-end guys, couldn't see a path to anything different. I saved every cent for 6 months (this was on minimum wage), sold everything I had of value (except for records and music gear, which I stashed with a friend), traded my car…