Yup, kitty is a Savannah according to his owner. He is NOT a wild animal, he is totally a pet, just a big lad with some serval ancestry.

Your point? :)

With all these cat terrorism stories, I wonder if these people would respond differently if it were a toddler instead if a cat. I can't imagine being so out of touch with and out of control of my cats that they could make me cower in my own bedroom; there is a social hierarchy at my house and I'm at the top, and they…

WAS IT A TIGER?

How does anybody own a cat and not know how to burrito it?

HOW THE FUCK BIG WAS THIS CAT??? I'M ONLY 5'2, AND MY 60 LB DOG COMES UP TO JUST PAST MY KNEES. I THINK THAT WAS A TIGER.

She's fantastic, and I think one of the things I appreciate most about her on OINTB is that it looks like she actually knows how to do hair. This is something that I watch for. Most people don't bother to learn anything about it, and when they play a hairdresser they just fluff the hair around. It drives me insane.…

"So one time, I was Bob's house. We were hanging out, licking ourselves, giving humans dirty looks who tried to pet us, flicking our tails—you know, typical boys night out. Then, out of the blue comes this puppy, just bailing around the corner. I start to freak out, but you'll never guess what Bob does! It's so funny,…

Old rich white males shoot exotic animals all the time for sport, and people don't raise much a fuss. Let's be real: It's because the hunter here is an attractive young white female. She is being held to a different standard by both sides of the political debate here.

"Is locking your cat in the bathroom for bad behavior standard?"

Okay, enough with this ridiculous shit, people. It's a cat. I know what they are capable of and what the can do. I've had dozens in my lifetime and have five now. No cat requires a call to 911, *unless* it's possibly rabid. Leave it the hell alone, let it stalk off and have its hissy fit somewhere where you aren't.…

Imma let you finish, but the original attack cat had the best family 911 call ever. I love the transcription.

I honestly believe my youngest cat is plotting our deaths. Not only is she the "leader" of the local cat mob, she loves making sure we sleep with the heads of lizards commonly found in our backyard. Princess is her name... Oy.

These people are pussies.

Yes, it's absolutely because she's female (probably not so much the blonde part).

Killing majestic animals is not how I prefer to spend my time, but what's going on here isn't large scale poaching, it's not — like factory farming — detrimental to animals (and human health, and the environment) on a massive scale, it happened legally in a controlled environment (the animals aren't technically wild,…

Please express your outrage in non-child-murdery ways.