i’d also like to cast him as my lover

You can say that you don’t like Idris Elba for a role—everybody has their own preference—but to claim that he’s “too street” is pretty much coded language for “too black,” right along the lines of “too ghetto” or “too urban.” At least, it is where I’m from.

Idris Elba should be in everything.

Their brother is responsible. They’re just the objects used to shame him.

Noted?

I grew up on a farm and we raised sheep so I do know about sheep.

I hate it when pictures of me go viral.

I love this gif forever. This video leads me to believe that sorority girls spend 30% of their time holding hands with one another while skipping in slow-mo, 40% of their time dying their hair blond, and the remaining 30% of their time blowing glitter into the air and / or Alabama’s waterways.

My boyfriend Jason Bateman said the same thing.

Famous people hate when you lie about dating them. At least that’s what my boyfriend Tom Hardy says.

I’m just saying, it’s very déclassé. The cool kids are wearing otters. Not even pelts, just live otters. It’s very now.

I heartily endorse big-hipped women wearing bodycon dresses, in that the last time I wore a bodycon dress, literally every comment from my friends was ‘OMG YOUR CURVES’. Aw yeah. Also, I heartily endorse everyone wearing whatever the fuck they want at all times (unless you are wearing a pelt made from the skins of…

I’m going to make this really simple for her. I work for the government in her neighboring state of West Virginia. When I was hired for this position, I had to sign a dozen or so pieces of paper that regulate my conduct while I’m acting as a state official. For instance: I can’t have a political bumper sticker on my…

If she has openly stated she will not issue licenses to same sex couples which is HER JOB, why hasn’t she been removed from her position? This actually seems like a pretty black/white issue, bitch won’t do her job fire her ass.

“It is expected to premiere sometime next year, at which time it will undoubtedly be the subject of hundreds of teens’ unhappy acid trips.”

Of course now he has no way to get rid of you when he needs to commit murder. #parentingfail

HAHA BRO, YA BURNT!

BRB changing all of my profile “about me”s to say “gorgeous loner”