I’ve said it once, I’ll say it again- you absolutely cannot trust someone who hates avocados

think of all the belts he can buy with that settlement

If Oscar Issac does that lip biting thing one more time I swear I'm going to just continue to love him and literally everything he does.

It’s almost like she's gone from a teenager to an adult and has matured accordingly.

Comcast

As if the Internet/tumblr needed another reason to love Tom Hiddleston

I will NOT be orphan-kitty-pelt-suit shamed by you or ANYONE

HES NOT EVEN DOING FULL PUSH-UPS

I DONT CARE WHAT YOU SAY, THE PLASTIC KEEPS EARRINGS FROM DROOPING AND I PREFER IT #PLASTICBACKERTHINGSFORLYFE

WTH DRAKE IS 28? I WAS SURE HE WAS LIKE 22

METAL STRAWS, YAAAS.

Wow, that’s ridiculous. I guess the advice there is to live in the middle of nowhere so there are no “crazies” to bother you. But then when emergency services can’t reach you bc you live rurally, well- that’s your fault too, why don’t you live in a more populated area? Smh.

Good tip! Admittedly, there is always the hint of troll in me who likes to feed other trolls after dumb posts.

Yeah, after I was put on probation for the first time a lot of friends tried to suggest a lawsuit, but I was pretty clearly told the terms when I signed on for the job. You’re an “entertainer” and you're supposed to fit a role- appearance included. Nonetheless it felt like shit.

Tilted Kilt, dickhead. Try reading.

They would “suggest” we wore our personal bras under the uniform bras to make for maximum boobage along with paper clips holding our bra straps together in the back.

The exact same thing happened to me :(

The worst part was that one of the managers was a former Kilt Girl™ so the fact that they had a woman present somehow made the terrible things they would say to us ok.

It took me a while but yeah, after I figured out what kind of stuff I liked to do that didn’t involve being a skinny drunk object for guys at bars to enjoy, I made a lot of progress. I was 19 and 20 when I worked there so I wasn't fully developed brain yet. It’s amazing how much better you feel when you start…

I used to work for this company, and I was put on “fat probation” twice. Once was January 2nd, they didn’t give me a chance to try on a larger kilt and told me they were “worried for my health” and that they “just wanted me to “be healthy”. I went from a size 2 to a size 5, still MUCH smaller than the average U.S.…