Please tell us how overrated Beyoncé is, how she can’t sing, how you don’t like her, and how you just don’t get her popularity. The rest of us will wait here with bated breath. #queen

That’s the one. That’s why literally every tenured professor, as well as every student, at Harvard is a bilingual undocumented queer woman of color, and White men are only allowed on the premises as security guards and footstools.

Holy moly, do I HATE the interviews on Jeopardy. I was telling my wife the other day about my fantasy of how that would go down if I was ever on the show:

We didn't expect Stephen Collins to be pious? Really? I only knew of him from 7th Heaven, I assumed he was a fundie.

Expecting someone to be “pious and perfect” and expecting them not to RAPE CHILDREN is pretty different.

I’m thinking “President and Mrs. Trump” would be wee a bit of a downgrade, no?

Really! There is a huge difference between “That outfit is unprofessional” and “You look like a slut in that”.

So you’re saying you made a well thought out, reasonable decision about your health and your body; the people responsible for it did not judge or subject you to their personal bias; and your supportive partner was there for you and cared for you before, during and after.

This is wonderful, thank you for sharing it.

Or how about a GoFundMe page to raise money so Desiree can afford an attorney to sue this prick into the ground?

Seriously. The amount of white friends who I’ve personally had tell me a combination of how horrible the song is/how the lyrics mean nothing/how it’s unlistenable/how Beyonce doesn’t understand what she’s doing/how unimpressed they were/casually forgot Beyonce is black is depressing.

The fact that it was barely satire tho.

Some people can’t help invading your space due to size, and that’s just the risk you take when you fly.

I was once in the window seat of a row of three. There was a gentleman in the aisle seat. As the boarding process ended, it became clear that the middle seat was to remain blissfully empty and I felt immediate relief, until the gentleman picked himself up, scooted over, and started to lower his ass into the vacant…

Fun fact: Abortion is 100% illegal in El Salvador. Not even for the health of the mother or the baby or in the case of rape and incest.

I don’t know, I’m kind of uncomfortable making his sisters a part of an Internet meme, even if it is to make fun of him for being a hypocritical asshole. They’re victims of childhood sexual abuse in a cult that has told them from birth that they are worthless because of their gender.

I want that job

She sounds like she’s making a pretty solid argument for veterans to be denied access to guns.

Lincoln appreciation GIF thread?