Totally read that paragraph in this guy’s voice:

At least they got Rafael AT&T’s name right.

I beg your pardon, sir. There simply is no feeling quite like a fresh under armor shirt on your nipples. Sometimes when I’m feeling blue I’ll fashion them as diapers under my work pants. Their clothes are extremely versatile and delightfully gratifying, and I’m just not going to stand here and let you slander them.

Always that one douche that has to bring trump and politics into it. Umpire blows for doing that to him. But for everyone’s sake you should be ejected from life

She said her father is “my best friend and my rock.”

It’s pretty simple. When you respect an opponent in a highly personal, often one-on-one rivalry sport, you don’t want a mechanical failure to be the thing that gave you victory. You want to have beaten your man unquestionably.

Wait, so this isn’t Dak’s signature?

The overhead view has Sagan coming across the road to follow Demare’s line, and when Demare comes back left, Sagan continues wide to the right as Cav accelerates. If that’s Sagan following Demare’s line, that’s incredibly sloppy at the tail end.He had Cav coming out of his slip stream and pushed across his line far…

Counterpoint: Do that all the time.

Think of how fucking low you have to be to let the NCAA gain the moral high ground on you.

“This year starts ... in Düsseldorf, then moves south through Luxembourg and Belgium before rolling into France early next week.”

What’s a ‘liter’?

Do you mean Jizmodo?

Honest question here, and truly id appreciate a genuine, educated, and non inflammatory response:

but did he make a baseball move? that’s the real question.

If they were Republicans this article would have labelled them. Like this:

Disclaimer: I’m obviously not blaming Kathy Griffin for this.

Its hard to fit that on a cat poster

You people, you fucking people, killed this industry. You kill diversity in the name of “Diversity”, you exclude in the name of “Inclusion”. Now I know for sure my twitter history will be dug thru in lieu of the quality of my projects. This is a mood killer for me and just... thanks. Thanks for letting me know my…

“I believe in free speech, as long as I don’t disagree with that speech in any way.”