“so much colors on the walls! and the salsas are delicio... ok, I’m just getting an update: THE SALSAS WERE IMPORTED FROM MEXICO, BRAZIL HAS NO NATIVE SALSA”

Oh good. I looks like the check cleared.

(to be honest, just hoping somebody stars or comments so I can figure out how scary new Kinja works)

Ezekiel Elliott is the Adrian Peterson you get when you can’t get Adrian Peterson.

Is this the first time Carmelo has defended anybody?

Unbeknownst to everyone involved the media blackout has been going on since 1997, unless you have ESPN 8 “The Ocho”

If a WNBA player doesn't talk to the media will anyone notice?

Not enough?

Oh no...Michael Jordan is going to be sad if this happens. I wish there were some visual depiction that I could share to show you how sad.

Whew. I feel much better knowing Harden won’t have to defend anything here.

Harden at a strip club? So do I.

Perhaps these micro chips could even give a precise reading of the air pressure, lest we end up with some never-ending issue regarding differences in air pressure. But alas, I fear that is but a pipe dream

The opening ceremony will be quite the spectacle. There won’t be a dry eye in the house, as conjunctivitis increases tear production.

Hey, racist author. Why don’t you mention the recent murder of the “white” person by the police? Oh right. It doesn’t fit your narrative.

Data suggests that you are more likely to be shot, when encountering a police officer, if you are white, than if you are black. It’s just that, unfortunately, minorities are more…

If getting out of the water isn’t possible, swim directly away from the grenade as fast as possible. Grenades aren’t powerful explosives, and the shock wave loses power with the square of the distance.

More like Game of Threads!

Well now I know why they call it King’s Landing.

10 IF “Invasion” GOTO 20