I know this is going to sound crazy, but maybe he’s a human being who had a personal issue to take care of and it’s nobody else’s fucking business.

It’s only a save if you go into the 9th with a 3 run or less lead.

Telling your husband moments after you get married that you want an open relationship is beyond fucked up.

But this game didn’t really matter to either team

As a Texans’ fan, I can not.

You can tell the MLB owners don’t care about dingers since the day before the All Star Game they have a Single, Double, and Triple Derby and not a Home Run Derby.

Yet they kept the dumpster fire Rick Smith as GM for YEARS with all his fuck ups. O’Brien has to go too.

Don’t we have to kidnap the president as a logical first step?

I see where you’re going here...replace humans with robots.

As a Houston Cougar, I’m going to enjoy the Longhorns and Herman crashing and burning again this year.

Put those lazy kids to work!!

*crunches number furiously*

The wife and I (both Astros fans) were laughing when we saw this live.

So I admit I became a curling addict this Olympics, even recording matches at night if I couldn’t stay up. Where’s a good online resource to watch these other tournaments year round?

that’s a lot of money to pay for a dude who’s only started seven games in his career.

Worked for Chris Pratt.

So it’s “reasonable” to shut down the government over illegal aliens? Good lord you’re a fucking idiot.

heated taint massage, thank you very much.

Well here ya go, moron!

My wife saw online (and it works) to use a door hanging shoe holder for water bottles. I do a lot of races so they seem to accumulate. Great way to store them.