Huh, I could have sworn that 2 NBA teams were playing in this series and not just some dude named Russell Westbrook. Part of the problem with the NBA is it’s devolved from a team sport to a bunch of diva “super stars” playing for a highlight real. And the media constantly star fucking these players isn’t helping.

Hear me out. I was at the Texans-Raiders game this past season and the crowd was refs were noticeably pro-Raiders.

How about no millionaires? How about people with hundreds of thousands of dollars? What’s the limit? Who gets to decide what’s “just”? I’m sure there are plenty of people around the world who might think you make too much money.

There’s more. Jerry Jones, the shadow commissioner and the most powerful person in the NFL when it comes to league-changing decisions like relocation, was again reported to be a prime driver of the Raiders to Vegas.

Went to the Texas Monthly BBQ fest last year in Austin. Was pretty damn nice.

You’re insane with your pizza talk! How is that easier street food to eat while walking than a pretzel, insane boy??

When and if this deal becomes final, “Bears sign Mike Glennon to three-year, $43.5 million contract” will become one of the wackiest sentences to have ever been written. 

LOL same thing in the Air Force. “Go get me 20 feet of flightline and a bucket or prop wash”. “Get me some K9P lubricant”.

Sorry, but what’s NOT funny about this? A major fuck up at the circle jerk of all circle jerk award shows. Wonderful!

I pee red. Should I see a doctor? :(

You know what, fuck sprinters. “I’m going do draft the whole way then sprint the last 100 meters”. I mean the mountain climbers are the real bikers.

Jesus fucking Christ! Grow a pair, you whiny bitch. If you liberals weren’t such hysterical fucking children you’d realize that things will be OK. Yes, some policies you like are going away, but tough shit that’s politics.

Go into work today and tell your boss you don’t agree with his policies and won’t carry them out. Then report back to us on how your job search is going.

This!! I love this flavor! Put some cheese and salami on that and you have the perfect snack. I might or night not have three boxes of Pepper Triscuits in my pantry.

Defense wins championships!! :) :) Didn’t last year prove you don’t really need an offense to win? :)

I’m a Texans fan, so I’m contractually obligated to watch this game. :( However, Oakland is probably the only team we have a chance of beating in the playoffs, so there’s that.

Damn right! That’s the Texans’ honor this year, buddy!

There is no “maybe”. Everyone knows, besides our owner, what a fucking idiot our GM Rick Smith is.

Wrong! But then again most liberals are. The point of the electoral college is to give all states a say in the presidential election. And it did prevent a felon from winning, so even if you’re point was right it worked as intended.