Getting high in high school/college...

We're talking about the same group of people who awarded the title of Favorite Sexual Act to the missionary position.

This is a sad day for Team Jack & Coke. It's like when Bush got reelected in '04; not surprising but very, very unwelcome. Enjoy drinking cosmos and taking bong hits in hell, you heartless she-demons. I'll be over here weeping steadily to myself.

Wow you're a very motivated smoker. I think I'd just lay in my laundry and maybe think about folding it.

Vodka, while nothing special, gets the job done. I am disappointed that all the good wines and boozes lost out here. But, since I don't do many non-alcoholic drugs, I'll cast my lot with vodka. And caffeine. I can live with that.

We sure did manage to get to the boringest final four possible, didn't we?

I had to go with caffeine. Without coffee (which, let's be honest, is just a vehicle for caffeine), I can't be motivated to go to work. If I don't go to work, I don't get paid. If I don't get paid, then I can't buy weed. Thus, caffeine > weed.

I'm just going to follow you around here in a tight red sweater and say Rowsssdoweeerrr with a scrunched up face.

Weed vs. caffeine was one of the hardest decisions I've ever made. I had to go caffeine in the end though. Caffeine and weed is a winning combination though.

No socks after the equinox! Is my motto.

Puma Speed Cats are the same way and my dumbass wore them all winter.

Well, I'll just file this under "problem I'll never ever have to worry about".

This bracket makes me weep for America. Then I remember the general, consistent "quality" of the comments section(s) and it all makes sense.

All you people who voted for Blue Moon over 90 Minute deserve to die in an AIDS fire.

I would easily chose caffeine over weed, but it's only because I need caffeine to function in any area of life.

Me and Jezebel today.

i can't believe vodka beat whiskey. yes it was jack daniels, but it was a vote for whiskey.

How the fuck did vodka (aka flavourless firewater) win? Especially over scotch? Some people!

Shame on everybody for perpetuating sexist stereotypes by voting out whiskey. Now make everybody proud and vote for COCAINE, the most versatile and most funnest of all the drugs. Remember, weed is making huge strides with decriminalization and legalization, so if you vote for weed you might as well be voting for…

Do this many people actually like Blue Moon? I think everyone needs to taste more beers.