I agree with you 100% that we should focus less on women's appearances, but I also think that Gloria Steinem looks phenomenal.
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While working in a reproductive health care clinic I had a patient call to ask if we did SIDS testing. My initial thought was maybe she was thinking of STD/AIDS testing & got a little confused.
Me: When you say 'SIDS', do you mean Sudden Infant Death Syndrome?
Her: Yes! Do you test for that?
I explained it's not…
I dig it when people say stuff like this. In what way are California rolls not sushi? The California roll was created by an actual Japanese sushi chef and meets the definition of sushi. It's makizushi.
Right? And my map example doesn't even begin to make sense at any level. If a street is named "Rue des Mauvais-Garçons," translating it into "Bad Boys Street" (or rather, "Hoodlum Street," in an argot sense) will not help you find the actual street even when you are standing under the sign in Paris. Unless you are…
Mine is named Roomba. I'm very creative.
I was at a small hotel in Paris waiting behind a group of (I'm embarrassed to say) American tourists at the front desk who asked for a city map. After a glance at the map, they asked the desk clerk if she had one "in English" with the street names "in English." The poor clerk looked properly gobsmacked, and then tried…
His name is Ignats. I named him that because I was told when I was in grade school that that was the name of the "turtle" in Logo.
I had a woman come up to the register with one pair of jeans. I rang them up, and she says to me, "Why are those jeans $19.94? Isn't it two for $30?"
He mentions the racial draft. That was on Chappelle's show ten years ago!
LotR has Tom Bombadil so it loses forever. Please people, lets rate these things not by how much we liked them as kids, but how much they actually suck. GoT sucks less than LotR so it wins.
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God I do love to eat cream cheese. (Dramatic recreation of me eating cream cheese)
I've posted this in another Ira related story but it still rings as one of the greatest moments of my life so I'm sharing again. I met Ira once and he let me wear his glasses. I died right after this picture was taken.
Man Ira is sexy. The show must go on...