Virgin America is the tits. I actually look forward to flying on them. Also if you are flying coast to coast, I definitely recommend trying to upgrade to Main Cabin Select. You get unlimited free food/drinks/movies and it ends up paying for itself

Hah, does "corn-fed" have a different meaning in the UK? Because it means the exact opposite of "posh" over here. (not necessarily with a negative connotation, though)

Yeah okay, but did he get into Greendale?

Hard to Watch, based on the book Stone Cold Bummer by Manipulate!

Rude sure, but redundant is a new one.

Girl you need to calm your tits. Calling the season finale of a TV show that provided you with free entertainment for a decade a "betrayal" and "shameful" is ridiculous and hyperbolic. I appreciate that you're invested in these characters but for fuck's sake, repeat to yourself "it's just a show, I should really just…

Weed, caffeine, gin, Dogfish Head

Whoa! Don't drag the Girls into this web of lameness. Also, pretty sure Blanche would disagree with the primacy of missionary

And didn't missionary win last year? Le sigh.

First of all, weed should have gone up against caffeine in the legal drugs bracket (in my state anyway) thereby leaving SOME sort of psychedelic in the illegal drugs bracket for an actual face-off. Also, GIN should have been the hard liquor but anything other than fucking VODKA would have been acceptable as well (the…

But caffeine helps you ease out of the hangover after too much consumption of the sweet nectar.

I was gonna say. What? Laundry? Is that code for watching Archer and making "LOL WTF" gesticulations at the TV

Yeah... I knew it was gonna come down to weed v. caffeine. And as tame as it is, in my heart of hearts I have to go with caffeine. Coffee = life. However, I'm going to strategically vote for weed because it should be close

That's kind of cold for SoCal

It was 60-ish in Seattle on Monday. Our winter has been pretty mild but still, I was jorting it up something fierce.

It was just a lot of gifs. A few generally suffice.

ugh, cool it with the damn gifs, we get it

Team IPA, but if it has to lose I'd rather have it up against a legit Hefe than some shitswill like Blue Moon.

I'm like actually disgusted by these results. Examine your life, examine your choices.