You're the worst. No really. The worst.

Hey, all you college freshman nitwits who voted for Blue Moon, Margaritas, and Vodka?

Yeah I honestly don't get it. Weddings are supposed to be fun, right? If it's causing you to stress out either as part of a couple or as an attendee, just say no

I know Gloria Steinem's looks are Beside The Point, but the fact that she is so attractive is why the "ugly feminist" stereotype always baffled me.

I did not name my Roomba but I did arbitrarily assign it a gender (male).

I love that skit. Konichiwa, bitches!

But what if weed is legal where you are? I mean it seems unfair to put weed up against bath salts and krokodil where it will dominate. However Weed vs Coffee or Weed vs. Dogfish Head is like some Sophie's Choice shit, man.

That shit was on at the gym yesterday. As soon as that obnoxious "Stars: Just Like Us!" pizza bukkake bit came on I switched over to X-Men 2. that stupid selfie thing was the last straw. Come friendly bombs, and fall on Hollywood

It's really hit or miss. I've bought coats there that are really shoddily made and fall apart as soon as you breathe on them, but I also have stuff from the guest designers lines that is almost a decade old at this point and still in good shape

Those Bloody Marys in that picture look disgusting, though! Like two (wrong) glasses of ketchup

Dude, coach on Emirates was better than first class on any domestic airline (except maybe Virgin America)

If you're attacking the Constitution as a document, that is different than your "understanding" of what freedom of association means, and the century of legal precedent behind it. Freedom of association in this context is a term of art that essentially means the right to join clubs, trade unions, political parties.…

I wouldn't necessarily disagree with you; however, that is a different discussion.

Oh, okay. I didn't realize I was talking to a nonsensical person. You keep on keepin' on.

That's not what freedom of association means. You are probably thinking of freedom of contract, which has not been a part of Constitutional jurisprudence with regards to the 14th Amendment in over 100 years.

This isn't about free association. This is about the power of Congress to regulate under the Commerce Clause. That's what prevents you from refusing to serve black people at your restaurant, for example. You can be in the KKK in your off-hours: freedom of association.

Needs moar fart noises, yo.

I didn't realize it was a joke (where's the funny?) but I feel better knowing that it's not a misguided libertarian screed.

Why is it the government's fault? Do you think Burger King is a public entity?