probably, you'll turn immortal because 4 different death deities and one hell demon want to claim you. And then you're offered a duke position in the nether areas extermination business.

This might be the most terrifying picture ever posted on io9. Even more terrifying than that spider gif.

I LOVE Virgin America. I switched about 2 years ago from being a frequent flyer with American Airlines and haven't looked back. The only downside is they don't usually go to some of the smaller airports.

People need to, well, they need to learn not everything in life will go your way. I just don't have unpleasant experiences at airports because I can't control what's happening so why stress over it? Bring a good book, listen to music, it's really not the end of the world.

You know what I fake heavy russian accent due to I can make people not to understand me on purpose.

Here at Salt Lake City, the airport and/or Delta used to have hundreds of complaints about how long it took baggage to get to the carousels when the late night flights came in. (SLC is a Delta hub). The problem was less ground crew around, so the baggage handling took longer. The solution was genius. All the flights…

Portland bros also never leave the house without at least one Oregon Ducks related item of clothing.

It's just as bad for guys. Last three girls I dated "LOOOVVVEEE Zac Brown band and by the way I saw him at Country Jam last year!!!" Oh and I hunt and fish by the way. :)

Yep, and I like to think that if a group of cows is a herd, and a group of crows is a murder of crows, then a group of chads should be called a "douche of chads." As in, "ugh, let's go to a different bar, there's a douche of chads by the juke box."

How, oh how, to respond. I'm all of them except the manhattan/Brooklyn bro and the latent hate bro. Maybe that makes me the Atlanta Bro. I think I have to do this as a list:
-athletic wear whenever possible
-baseball hat, sometimes backwards. I own more than 1 and match them to the outfit. All are broken in.
-v neck…

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It's easier when I just refer to them as "white people".

DID THIS KID JUST DO THE ACADEMIC EQUIVLAENT OF EGOT-ING

Fuck off.
And don't call people "retard".

Cornell? Come on, they'll let in anyone.

Gonna have to disagree. Eye contact is awesome.

MY SECRET IS CLINIQUE TOO! I LOVE YOU UNCLE JOE!!!!

I thought Blanche was the one who likened missionary to an automatic face lift because basically, if you're on top, all of the wrinkles and face fat hang down. I might be remembering that episode wrong though because TEAM WEED.

Capaldi eyes are cool, but they have nothing on Tom.
"You know, I think you might!"

I freaking died laughing when I saw this cameo in This is the End and it wss completely unexpected.