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TEAM WEED



WWPSD?

"Penetrate my genitals robustly, for I am sufficiently aroused and ready for intercourse."

Did someone ask for Smoldering Spader?

Yes

Welp. Time to take up Satanism.

ALL MEN TURN INTO BOB SAGET IN HEAVEN

The guest designer lines are the exception to the Target rule. That stuff is legit.

True. But they still remind me of the real thing. Delicious, delicious real thing.

TWO HUNDRED COUNTRIES! WOW! That's a whole lot! Are they all in America or....?????

Leftover pizza and whiskey still sounds better :3

Blah blah. I could have told you that Brunch was an event. Actually if there are more than 4 gay men its called church, but its rarely bottomless. Hah! Gay joke.

nonsense is the idea that the napkin scribbles of old slave owners 200+ years ago are why people have rights

Check out Romer v. Evans (1996), where the Supreme Court struck down a Colorado law that banned any municipality from taking any action to recognize gay and lesbian individuals as a protected class. The Court said it failed the rational basis test, and said that you can't target a class based on animosity. It served

Translation: I thought supporting this stupid shit would have no consequences. It has generated consequences that terrify me and decrease my power, influence, and credibility. Therefore, I regret supporting it.

It would be a better joke if it, you know, actually made sense as topical satire.

As a researcher/scientist, these articles are insanely frustrating to read. "Things that I can't pronounce, or be bothered to learn about via scientific research, are scary and related to SCARY THINGS and buzzwords and every disease known to medical science. AND I WON'T ELABORATE ON IT. I just want to publish

"Yet, aspartame, saccharin and acesulfame potassium, three leading artificial sweeteners, have all been linked to cancer."

Barbie is just who she is projecting on to/identifying with. But really she's not trying to become Barbie. This is text book "bimbo-ification" fetish. She gets her kicks out of being a "hot dumb slut." Lots of people have this fetish but it's extremely rare for anyone to act out on it beyond roleplay like this lady is