I found a hidden dick in Garden State...

Back to the Future 3 kid approves

Yeah if you want to work your tongue like that I'ma need you to head south.

Be Batman.

"Nice shooting, son. What's your name?" "Murphy." POW SMASH CUT TO BLACK SO FUCKING BAD ASS

I remember the ONE time I had a total movie moment on a connecting flight that I will never forget that did not include bathroom sexy times thank gawd after reading some comments here but I guess it COULD have happened. Anyways, After a horrid breakup, I said fuck it, and blew my savings on a flight to visit my sister…

I can see the Space Needle from my apartment window, for real. It's like Paris but everyone dresses in slouchy hoodies.

Yesterday someone was filming a rap video at 23rd & Jackson. We still got it goin' on. Or something.

Now I want me a big bag o'Dick's. Mmmmm... melty cheese.

Lindy, don't worry. MLS play starts up soon, so Seattle will quickly return to loserville status. ;)

I live right across the water from Seattle when I'm not stuck in this PA hellscape, and it's a weird feeling watching people talk about the city. Seattle's the place that wants to be big but despises all the trappings of a big city. We'll take our trophy and go home to polish up our rock collections, no worries.

From one Seattleite to another... Our city is the best. And maybe it is the fact that we just can't figure out why, or put it into words. Waking up everyday and stepping outside in this city makes my soul happy.

That name, tho. The porn parodies practically write themselves.

Write and receive letters from distant family relations in order to move that week's plot along (Cora).

I was hoping it was going to be more like Clue. "Done in the Grantham bathing room by O'Brien with a bar of soap".

i have definitely opened many a sour-cream container to fuzz and odd colors. but maybes thats because i have kept it so long... i also found myself eating around the fuzz recently, it was only on the sides!! who cares, it tasted fine. and i never ever get sick.

I don't throw anything out until it smells/looks/tastes bad. I hate when my coworkers throw out perfectly good yogurt because its 2 days past it's expiration dates.