Why do you care how much gas costs when FCA products spend more time in the shop than on the road?

FCA owners need not worry about fuel costs.

Mergio, you’re my spirit animal

Road or rode?

Ram is so weird anyway. It’s all empty masculinity with them.

Looks fit for a Kin......nevermind......

Unrelated, but I can’t wait for Black Dynamite 2!

Tagline: Black Trucks Matter.

WOW, I can’t believe that page is real haha

Mergio, you should also commemorate the anniversary of the loss of Mr. King by offering a zero down, 600 month payment plan on this package.

“Get Attention and Don’t Give It Back” did you even READ Dr. King’s sermon?!

Speaking as one of the “gentlemen of massive verbal persuasion,” I’m shocked that the very idea of using King to sell trucks made it past the first round of concept reviews. Whatever the concept’s provenance, either the creative director or the client should’ve recognized that it had TERRIBLE IDEA written all over it.

There is a black guy I end up meeting at the gas station every day when I get breakfast. He drives a Night Runner Ram.

Don’t forget about the Night Runner package with blacked-out.....oh.

The point of this all is to take the excerpt from the speech, not the whole thing, and apply it to your life and do good for your community. Oh and by the way RAM has an outlet for that:

FCA knows all about not selling the newest, best cars.

Mr. Sarchionne, the 12-pack of Journeys your ordered for the housekeeping crew instead of healthcare is here. Did you want me to pay with your Discover card?

what year is yours?

I assumed most Americans have three or four plates for each car; makes their organized crime activities easier.