I’m still working out the bugs.

I was never good at programming. CS was the bane of my existence.

Here’s the thing though. Boring but true. It cleans really well. We have three heathen children and my wife doesn’t have the same housekeeping standard that I do about the car. She’s not gross about it, but crumbs and crap everywhere.

For when your sons become Large Adult Sons (TM).

Thanks for the tip, Sergio!

These do hold the hell out of people and stuff. I borrowed a Durango for wedding duty a few years back and it was a true hero.

My man what is UP

If you have to have the fastest version, pick up an SRT Durango.

wow rude

Fun Fact: Chrysler Capital only lends fiat currency

Yup. Those three hockey playing boys aren’t getting any smaller, and neither are their gear bags. Buy the vehicle you can grow in to.

Just Buy The Minivan

That was his first comment. The oldest activity on this account was from 8:23 AM today.

Please tell me this is the real Sergio. I mean, it’s not too far fetched. Jim Glickenhaus makes rare appearances.

That was my thought as well. Maybe some funky paperwork with the car?

Username and avatar checks out.

Could be something related to some Abarth stuff.

Some Fiats are known for their backwardness.