I exist, I’m not fake.

Weight and Buoyancy are not the same. Aircraft carriers weigh 97,000 tons, yet float OK. 

The markup isn’t great on a 200. I’m sorry.

Our cars are actually flood rated. They contain so much plastic, they actually float.

• Fiat Chrysler Automobiles: FCA, which is the parent company for Dodge, Jeep, Chrysler, Ram, Fiat and Alfa Romeo, will offer $500 off for those in select Texas and Louisiana counties affected by the hurricane. The $500 counts toward certain cars, excluding the Dodge Viper, Jeep Wrangler, Chrysler 200 and the SRT…

After speaking internally, I am pleased to offer you a position as brand ambassador for the relaunch of the Dodge Grand Caravan.

Q3 2019.

We already talked. You turned me down, harshly I might add.

It’s a limited pilot program. We just have a ton of the above vehicle parts lying around.

I occasionally use the “Pranghler” as you call it (we call it Concept X-01829) as a daily driver, getting my groceries and Starbucks in it.

If mid westerners keep buying it, why the hell would I change it?

If we are purchased by Geely, I will bring this up as an option.

I beleive you are thinking of the Durango based SUV.

I’d like to announce that FCA is starting a pilot project in the same vein.

The Renegade is peak American classic design actually.

This old pensioner goes without heat this winter

I’ll give you an extra $2500 off. Just show them this.

Both FCA and I are eternal.

You’re 3rd in line