Done with MS Paint, so not perfect in terms of accuracy, but at least tried to scale it 1PX:1MM. As a bunch have mentioned, the rise of the crew cab (even the extended cab) has contributed a bunch to length, and the shift from 2WD to 4WD as the predominant spec has pushed them all taller. Other than that, belt lines…

I think a more appropriate cocktail to round out this week would have been something orange that you set on fire.

He is convinced that if Trump loses, there will be mass rioting and the cities will burn.

Let’s hope he and Mel take Hitler and Eva’s way out.

If he doesn’t want to go, let all the civilians leave then build a wall around the White House and turn it into the fanciest Federal Penitentiary in the country. We can build a new modern Presidential estate on the grounds where the current Trump hotel in DC is when we seize all his assets to pay for the wall.

Don’t put a fake number, just don’t list it. If they really care, they can ask. You can then have a discussion around why they think it’s important, and point to more recent successes in your work history. False info on a CV is a big no no.

Oh, hell yeah - in the before times. I haven’t seen much in the way of yard/garage/estate sales in the last 6 months, but I’ve got some yard sale canning jars that weren’t close to new when I picked them up during the first Clinton administration.

She’ll have to find something to do with 80% of her time.

Why is the Queen wearing a shirt with Kellyanne Conway on it?

I can agree with that, but if we say nothing and click everything on them, they will never go away. Claire is one of my favorite authors and probably half the reason I come to Lifehacker at all. Still feel like I need to speak about these features that I dislike so much.

So, are these the original fleshlight?

That’s the dream.

Um, I have questions.

She really is excellent. I’ve never seen a performance of hers that I haven’t enjoyed.

It’s an iconic restaurant that’s served families well

Let’s save seeds and send them to random people in China. 

Also? The worst season.

Too soon?

Um, do you know how hot lava is? Like 2,200 degrees Fahrenheit. There’s no way she climbed back out for a second fall.