It's a stain alright, but it ain't water.

...for tall and short people? Discrimination!!!

What's this? Separate fountains...

Time-travelling Kirsten Dunst.

There's a Crestwood around the corner from where I grew up. Are you from Toledo?

Hitchcock managed it in Lifeboat.

I had the same thought. I could understand one person controlling movement and the other controlling weapons but separate left and right just sounds like a needless plot device.

Proof that it really sucks to be on the leading edge of evolution. One of them is bound to get it right eventually.

I have no idea. It's just that every time I see the movie the Dread Pirate Roberts sneaks on to the set and it annoys me.

I didn't realize that the new Thor movie had a new Dread Pirate Roberts. As long as Thor calls him Roberts for a few months the new crew should never even know a switch was made.

As the last of nine kids, Santa was never really part of the equation.

Does anyone else remember when it was embarrassing to admit to watching USA and the "L" in TLC stood for "Learning"? How did I end up in this alternate universe?

"Can I get a Kwisatz up in this b!+(h?"

The original movies (even the TNG movies) were never about seeking new life forms and new civilizations either. I think you've confused television with cinema.

Bravo, Annalee! Definitely the right decision.

Also, there's no Santa, no Easter Bunny, and 2012 isn't the end of the world.

The last universal common ancestor lives upstairs from you.

What marketing genius decided to NOT release a new Pratchett BEFORE Christmas?

This guy has obviously never met my sisters' children. They don't hold a candle to Junior Hatrack.