What happens if you pluck a G string?

He grew up in western Virginia which is not the same thing as West Virginia.

...or the short stab?

Would you like the long stab...

Would you like the long stab...

What's this? Texting will make me less reflective? Take my phone, now!

Space zit.

Things are spiraling out of control north of the Wall.

I CAN'T REACH MY TOES!!!!!

I'm the fucking Bear! Look at all my maidens fair!

Do you get a bulk discount for a vial of Charlie Sheen?

I think the speakers on my tablet must be busted. I can't hear a damn thing.

On a galactic scale, two years is pretty much tomorrow.

I never saw that one coming.

Hey, I found the keyhole!

As long as it's Eleven, I'm okay with that. Matt Smith nails those speeches better than Tennant ever did.

Long gun and ONE big ball.

Hey, Raven, say "Nevermore!"

If that's where his thumb drive fits he's done something wrong, I suspect.

Really, you need to ask?