Codpiece with access port. Convenient.

Time-travelling Kirsten Dunst.

It's an infant Groot. This is how Marvel is introducing Guardians of the Galaxy to the movie universe.

Just how firm is that sofa?

Check the link - the article is dated 29 March.

Obligatory bow tie comment.

Clark Kent was sent to report on this finding but felt too mysteriously ill to file his story.

Sally was my first thought as well.

Oh, sure, if you're going to throw teriyaki into the mix...

Okay, but I draw the line at surgeon jerky.

Are those stretch marks? Is there a baby Enceladus wandering around Saturn somewhere?

Surgeon steaks with freezer burn? Philistine.

So, she wanted a US population in which white, non-hispanics will be a minority by 2050? Got it. Thanks.

Well done, sir or madam,

Ideally, though, you would carefully remove the surgeon's limbs one at a time in order to keep him/her fresh longer.

Thanks for sharing such personal information. Both my parents have made plans to donate their bodies when they go and Mrs. Hatrack and I plan to do the same.

Precisely.

Just like aging up the children in Game of Thrones, this was a pretty necessary change for the film version. First, finding enough good tween/teen actors had to be hard enough, I can't imagine what it would have been like to find actors to match the ages in the book. Second, if they come close to depicting the…

I'm not sure of your definition of "serious" but all lists of American ninjas are incomplete without Ron Stoppable.

These guys didn't start in space, but they ended up there.