I shall not speak of floors. They are beneath me.

"Here I am! Over here!"

Having just seen Junior Hatrack's (fairly faithful) high school production of The Three Musketeers D'Artagnan pretty much IS a kid brother tagging along.

Is the occasional household chore too much to ask? I know they're too short to do the laundry but at least they could defrag my hard drive once in a while.

Your cats work? My cats don't. Frakkin' slackers!

Also, I haven't seen Thor yet (it's sitting at home from Netflix) but man do I appreciate the header with his long, flowing locks. ;)

You didn't say if the cork knows Krav Maga.

I've been there. It's an Array and it's, uh, Very Large.

I snorted. Thankfully no milk was involved in the making of this snort.

What, you don't want to see the "Tourney of the Hand" version of the Blackwater with a dozen people standing on a lakeside boatdock flinging flaming marshmallows at one another?

That one's posted on Fleshbot.

Not that the actors being cast in Game of aren't wonderfully talented, they must be or they wouldn't have gotten hired, but it must be clear that they are using the money they gave Bean, Addy, and Momoa for special effects this year.

I am especially pleased with the recognition earned by Dr. Schechtman's quasicrystals.

I left NW Ohio ten years ago. Does the GOP still offer up marshmallow candidates because they know they have no chance of unseating her?

Unless they come right out and tell you (albeit parenthetically).

Princess Powder Puff would join the Death Eaters at the drop of a hat then stage a coup.

Neutered tom cats don't spray and none of the cats we've owned over 18 years ever shit anywhere other than in their litter box.

A) How did you learn to type with those paws of yours?

Schindler's List

I sliced my fingernail off a couple years ago with a hedge trimmer. Surprisingly, it didn't really hurt at the time although after the initial shock passed about half an hour later I was really needing those pain meds.