No, no, it's okay. The window was made with special refrigerator glass.

I sliced my fingernail off a couple years ago with a hedge trimmer. Surprisingly, it didn't really hurt at the time although after the initial shock passed about half an hour later I was really needing those pain meds.

I put Mad Scientists in the DVR last week based solely on the title, hoping maybe it would cover the works of people like Tesla, Da Vinci, and Marconi or maybe people we don't know who are on the cutting edge of robotics, genetics, and physics.

What if Kyle had some vital role to play in a contemporaneous plan that could significantly swing the war effort? Do you carry through Operation Kyle Saves The World or do you stick to Operation Kyle Does Sarah?

People are waiting for a satisfying conclusion - the last movie certainly didn't provide one. We want to see John Connor wrestle with the decision to send his father back in time to become his father, we want to see how the humans were able to turn a terminator from an enemy to an ally, and we want to see the humans…

Us gross and disgusting hobbits are offended at your comment. You can't tell because you're looking over the tops of our heads and can't see the anger seething in our little faces. Look down here, Gigantor. I'm talking to you. Grrrrrrrrr!!!!1!!11!!!

This, THIS?, is what Jennifer Ehle left Game of Thrones to do? Somebody needs a new agent.

And yet, a Trojan would have stopped that trojan horse cold.

You were not supposed to produce the kwisatz haderach, Keifer!

People at parties are dismissed with "I just need to slip away to use the restroom/get a drink/find Jen."

Just because you are a well informed commenter on one topic (let's say sports - which gets you starred on Deadspin) doesn't mean you're a well informed on another topic (let's say science fiction - which gets you starred on io9). You have to impress the contributors of each site individually. This is the only place…

Ms. Atwood, is that you?

We never miss a chance to make things that normally don't turn hot and glowy into things that are hot and glowy.

Wasn't really make assumptions. When I said it was a good, long while since I read the book I meant thirty years. I really only have a very vague outline left in my middle aged brain at this point and the sex and drugs was the only thing that I could come up with.

Tell me again, which one would she be playing?

Two hours of malfunctions, weird turbulence, and shady characters in the back seat that may or may not want to hijack your Civic.

This guy cares if your toaster gets whoopin'.

Go classic — Bringing up Baby with Katherine Hepburn and Cary Grant!

Drink a full glass of very warm water. Works like magic for me.

My favorite stupid censor moments came this summer on Suits. The characters would frequently say "shit" or "bullshit," with no censorship whatsoever, but whoever was responsible for typing in the closed captioning would invariably have it as "sh-" and "bullsh-".