ditto on the *snork*

I couldn't believe I got there first.

Nope, it's Norman Johnson.

You can pretty much jump in to Castle at any point. Other than the occasional episode touching on the mysterious death of Det. Becket's mother there really isn't a lot of arc to catch up on. It really is great fun, though.

I don't believe they really exist.

And then he would send something unspeakable to devour my hope in the night.

If you really were Neil Gaiman you would have just made my year!

It's hard to ride a baby away from the scene of the crime.

"How can you be ringing? You're not even connected to anything!"

I love that Mr. Zeitchik is looking at the zeitgeist of chick flicks.

Does it go...

Nice jugs.

So does eating at Applebee's

I knew you would. You're welcome.

kind of?

On the other hand: Diane Duane's Young Wizards series and Jonathon Strange and Mr. Norrell.

Asshole.

Sex with Bridges?

No, you don't. You really don't.

I'm guessing you missed this earlier this summer?