FFS, people! Turn on “1.2 Solitaire” style controls. That makes C buttons work like a second analog stick, aka Turok controls.

Yeah, basically came here to ask why fucking a melon wasn’t the fourth-worst option for jax hax.

Crucially, World was developed by Eurocom- easily the most undersung third party developers on the N64. All 3 games had different developers, and the quality of USA & Exotica seems to have suffered drastically as a result of making different dev choices.

So, uh, I realize this was touched on super lightly, but uh...

There have been Cruis’n games for years. They have been called Fast and the Furious- and it’s understandable if you wrote them off based on the license alone. Like Cruis’n, they involve Eugene Jarvis, because Raw Thrills is the closest thing that exists to…

One word: IMAP.

Yup. Here’s an example from Doom 64.

I lived with two, until their ass got thrown on the street.

“We have completely solvable issues with the things we consider priorities in our life” seems to be the gist.

That’s a pretty false narrative, tbh, convenient though it may be. Game got plenty of criticism, in addition to the praise it frankly deserved. Again, the reaction was largely based on fan expectations that, in the complainers mind, weren’t delivered on. You can argue with me on this if you want, but it’s…

“Expectations became way too high for after endless months of fan circlejerking” based on content presented prerelease. Leaked or not is irrelevant because both similarly set expectations, duh.

Virtually the entire conversation after NMS, among game devs, has circled back to “how much content should we show…

It’s almost like you weren’t around for No Man’s Sky’s release.

Or Bioshock Infinite’s release. Or Watchdogs. Or whatever this month’s game is that expectations became way too high for after endless months of fan circlejerking, and thus later became a popular punching bag for all sorts of misdirected anger.

The other…

“We’re going to whine so much, you’re going to be so sick and tired of whining.”

Apparently what he meant to say months ago.

I mean, it’s funk (as it literally states on the cover), which itself contains elements of jazz. It’s just a matter of how prominent said elements are versus its other elements.

But, yeah, as someone else stated, “jazz funk” is probably going to find you stuff that leans more jazzy as does much of I76. You may also…

Western storytelling reached its zenith on Amiga, honestly.

Trumps and a bump, Trumps and a bump. I like the (snifffff) boys with the Trumps and a bump.

Only pointing it out because it’s a cute typo: “Kickstarers”

It probably also doesn’t help that newer DQ games (remakes or not) tend to be throwbacks to a time that didn’t really happen here, what with the far more conservative design philosophies that have always defined it. Compare that with Final Fantasy, which is all about spectacle that tends to make the most of the…

If you’re going to do gifs, please learn how to do blocking. It sounds hard, but it usually isn’t- especially when there’s tons of dead space on an image, like this one.

For this picture, all you would have had to do is draw a box around the edges of the character, invert selection, click the topmost layer in your…

Then I hope your taste gets better in time. It’s aged like salad.

Uh, no. I loved it back in the day. Playing it again recently, I’d rather stick a red-hot poker in my urethra than deal with the absurd clunkiness of the combat (i’m binging on middling early PSX games rn and they’re somehow more playable than ED) and worst of all- the amount that the game simply wastes your time for…