Maybe Ms. Panettiere is happy without this child. Maybe the child is happy to be with her Dad and Babushka. Maybe some women don’t want to raise children. Maybe some men pressure women to have children they don’t want. 

I dunno. Taking a child from it’s family for no reason they can fathom and then giving it to some other (potentially! we have no idea!) family seems pretty on-brand for these people.

Hillsong sounds like the kind of place that will get investigated soon.

I don’t know why, but Chris Pratt has always set off “DANGER, DANGER” bells in my head. Like, I feel as though he’d be really slowly emotionally manipulative and that his “charming” persona is just a public veneer that he strips off but only when he’s thoroughly got you under his control. RUN, KATHERINE.

Anyone getting a strong Judy Garland vibe from Lindsay Lohan now?

And Katie Hobbs is leading for Secretary of State, second in command behind the Governor. Ice cream boy better watch his back.

She looks more like a muffy than a duffy. 

She looks like she should be on FOX news.  That’s not a compliment.

King’s campaign manager Becca Rast says there have been, historically, disputes between political campaigns and home owners’ associations about what counts as soliciting.

For those wondering, Crew is short for Crewstopher.

I’m gonna go out on a limb and say Post Malone isn’t getting that temp job he applied for.

Omg YES!!! I said "purple monkey dishwasher" around a girl and was VERY disappointed when she didn't know what i was talking about

You thought he was... AN ELIGIBLE YOUNG BACHELOR WHO MAY HAVE FINALLY FOUND THE RIGHT GIRL? We all thought that. And definitely nothing else.

And I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords. I’d like to remind them that as a trusted T.V. personality I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves!

But I thought Taylor Lautner was....nevermind.

Not everyone can be as whip-smart as Graham. He is SO FAST he can make even the dud guests seem hilarious. 

>>>>”Also love how this guy they arrested is “white” because calling him Hispanic doesn’t fit the leftist narrative.” 

Can’t argue with a picture of some random words on a computer screen. It must be true.

Haaaaaaa

Because giving a pass to Clinton paved the way for Trump today. I get that we had to align ourselves with him to get progressive policies, but we’re paying the price now.