If you’re both grown ups, it shouldn’t be a competition. People have pasts, and those paths include other people. One can care about an ex without being hung up on them.

I guess you are a layperson, as am I, so let me react: 100% is probably unattainable, and the vaccine does not have 100% efficacy, so your comment does not bother me.

Solid pile of bullshit right there. If I didn’t know anything about science, I might have been tricked into thinking you did.

Turns out doxxing a public official is highly illegal

“But go blame the perpetrator.”

JLD is a national treaure

Her campaign ads should just be the “ Last Fuckable Day” sketch she did, just to show how chill and awesome she is.

Mark Judge also wrote “The End of My White Guilt” in 2012, for reliably-racist outlet The Daily Caller, about his bicycle being stolen; in it, Judge assumes a Black guy made off with the bike, hence the title.

Judge is the author of the 1997 addiction memoir “Wasted: Tales of a GenX Drunk” so if called upon to testify he’ll just repeat “I have no recollection of that.”

Oh, I think he’s very worried.

The thing about sex offenders is that they often cultivate a persona that is completely at odds with their sexual offenses so that if a victim comes forward, no one will believe them.

Relevant:

All the love to you. I’ve spilled my guts a few times on this site- long story short in the early ‘90s Mr Mars and I became what were called at the time “hope to die” heroin addicts. We lost everything (except each other) and survived a couple bad years on the streets. The one thing that finally got us clean was a…

“Isn’t it a shame that someone can write an article or book, totally make up stories and form a picture of a person that is literally the exact opposite of the fact, and get away with it without retribution or cost.”

When a Hollywood couple renews their vows, I expect them to be divorced in two years. 

Speak to an attorney where aunt lived, not the internet.

If you couldn’t tell that was sarcasm, I’m genuinely worried about you.

My trademark look is wearing pants without putting my legs in the leg holes, so I’m kind of into this.

I was a bit older than Bennett when my thirty-something boss and I began a consensual relationship. It was a “making up for lost time” sexual-shenanigans proposition for her and a “wow, this is the smartest, coolest, most interesting woman in the world” scenario for me.