I swear, the more I see stuff like this it makes me think I am playing a different shittier game ...

This is why I always preferred dogs.

Piss off, Force ghost!

Step 1: Have your artwork be displayed by the Getty Museum.

THERE ARE TONS OF PEOPLE PLAYING, OK?????!!! IT’S JUST THE FAKE NEWS MEDIA PRETENDING NO ONE IS BECAUSE THEY’RE AGAIN BETHESDA!

Anyways, here’s Wonderwall. 

Does that toilet have a seat belt?

A Bob’s Burgers movie!? In *this* economy?

Oh man I had Timesplitters Future Perfect, multiplayer was so fun but you’re right.....F$%&ING MONKEYS!

I want a new Timesplitters game so much.

I saw Oddjob mentioned already, but this is also giving me flashbacks to a personal favorite of mine, the Monkey from the Timesplitters series. The problem with having small, fast characters (with a correspondingly small hitbox) in a multiplayer shooter is that if you don’t do a good job balancing them, they’re always…

Fucking Oddjob.

even though this was supposed to be “the end of the saga” and there should theoretically be no need for her to have a lightsaber anymore at all.

This article—and I know this sounds weird to say about an AV Club article—is pretty goddamn harsh. Here are the basics: Carrie Fisher was beloved not just for being Leia, but also for her writing, and frankness in her writing about her personal life.

I’ve never had any reason to do any of those things, but at least the Switch menu is responsive and not full of ads.  

What the motherfuck is a quibi?

My God, I had no idea this was an option. My right thumb and index finger were doing yoga tricks trying to navigate these absurd controls.

I haven’t. Any suggestions?

many pointing at the close-up of Rey shrouded in spectral blue as evidence that she’ll encounter a Force ghost.

THIS IS CETI ALPHA V