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“Frasier, couldn’t you have thought of a more civilized, age-appropriate docking mechanic when you commissioned these metallic montrosities?”

Honestly not sure who watched the original Fraiser and thought “This would be great if it was just Kelsey”. He was the least interesting part of the show, despite his name being the title.   The fact that no one else was game for anything other than a guest appearance speaks volumes for the quality.  Or maybe they all

Don’t do it if you can’t get both Crane boys back

It’s k-k-k-k-ken coming to k-k-k-k-k-kill me!

ASSHOLLLLLLLE! 

“Sure, the Empire is a genocidal regime of terror - but when the Rebels damaged those AT-AT Walkers on Hoth, that was taking it too far. Those are private property! Whatever happened to peaceful protest?” -

Welcome to G/O Media, inc., where joy is forbidden and genuine enthusiasm is punishable by death by stoning.

And just imagine someone over 30 playing a video game?

Exactly, adults who enjoy anything outside of their designated age range is frankly weird and creepy.

That Rebecca Cunningham from Tailspin was a fine piece of.....piece of characterization of a supporting character....yeah...

The idea of transforming a 2D character into CGI being a cosmetic surgery is such a delicious plot detail. I hate how much creative effort constantly goes into reanimating the dusty corpses of all-but-forgotten IPs from my childhood, but fuck it. This one has my blessing.

You care about this far, FAR too much.

Watch out everyone! We've got a real, live, edgelord incel here!

Yep. It’s been a long time since I’ve seen a comment so clearly written in Comic Book Guy’s voice.

I haven’t watched South Park in ages but seeing comments from fans of the show like this makes me glad I stopped caring about South Park lol.

He was really set on personally strangling a totally different actress on camera.

“People are really divided on your mother”

Bob’s Burgers is aware of how some people view its characters. Me? I think they use a wonderful balance of her. 

Gilly on line 1. Goat Boy holding on line 2.

Who asked for The Lighthouse? Who asked for Halloween? Who asked for Citizen Kane? Who asked for The Mask? Why do they need to fucking ask anyone?

I like a connected universe just as much as the next guy, but c'mon. Everyone quit acting like your mental health has been shattered because there's a standalone space movie.