I went to laughter yoga once. I managed to laugh, but by the end of it, my cheeks hurt and I had a migraine. My boyfriend has TMJ and he was also in pain.

it reminds me of when my little cousin said to me 'my cat scratched me once. He's dead now.'

This will totally be stuck in the greys, but I promise, I have a good story. I've told it before but being stuck in the greys, it didn't get then appreciation it deserves.

thank you for sharing those stories, I really enjoyed them. Your son is the star of those stories, he sounds awesome.

I have watched the show up to halfway through season 2, and I was thinking of giving up. But your article has made me reconsider.

I actually think my cat is trying to incept me, to make sure I never get a dog. The other night I had a dream that we got a dog, but instead of being happy about it I was stressed and kept on saying 'but dogs are so much responsibility! And our cat is not going to be happy about this! We've made a huge mistake!'

Oh my lordy, did you see the synopsis?

I must watch that. But maybe with the Piper switched off, I don't want to give it any ideas.

Haha, when my mom can't help imparting the momness, I can't help imparting the teenagerness of 'DUHOFCOURSEIKNOWDUH'.

Also, do not trust that your children have temperature receptors in their skin (maybe it skips a generation?). Also don't think about how they moved away years ago, have been dressing themselves and have managed to survive this long since being independent from you. Repeat many times that they need to dress warmly.

They sound like the security system we have installed in our house, Piper. It alerts us when the weather is getting anyway close to 'extreme' (i.e. we live in the UK, the weather rarely gets extreme). Here's an example, as best as I can remember it:

re: number 1, I got the same urge to be engaged while writing my dissertation. I think it's because I'm doing something so stressful and boring that I want something that will distract me and look forward to. My boyfriend has made it clear there will be no proposal while I'm writing because he knows I qould use it to…

my relatives gave me those too! I loved them, because they had my favourite colours pink and purple turquoise. And they made noise when I walked.

I remember my neighbour getting that hairstyle voluntarily, we all loved it.

My list of fashion disasters is endless. Let's see:

Damn those chunky highlights! iOS t my hair highlighted once and it was nice, but between getting them again the chunky highlights came into fashion. My hairdresser did them because they were in style. I had to go back the next day and ask could he dye my hair back to its natural colour. It ruined my hair for at least…

Yeah, she didn't even have her twirling cape with her.

I'm from a more rural part of Ireland and I can definitely see how it would be a lot harder in less populated parts. With a city you have relative anonymity, but in small towns everybody knows who you are, so if you come out, everyone knows, not just who you trust to tell. And not everyone is okay with gay people -…

argh, 8 posts! Kinja problems, sorry everyone.

This is the sleazy encounter version of a ghost story