"Mainstream" oh, the puns.

We just made this and will be heating it up tomorrow: paneer-stuffed marrow (like a big squash).

My favorite was when he went as a Viking lady.

Thank goodness for self-flaggelation or I'd never be able to stand myself.

How about Donald Duck? That hussy Pluto is not wearing a damn thing. Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck are naked near a whole lot of phallic shapes (carrots, guns). And I'm pretty sure Scrooge McDuck is sexually attracted to his money, or is that ok in their book?

I hate that the shame was so overwhelming that they can't keep the idea "yes, I'm the victim here" straight. I hate that the kids and administration nourished that shame and castigated these girls when they were in need.

After reading through the horror of the first two girls' stories, my heart broke at the phrase "you know how that goes" that Katie uses when describing saying no and not being able to get away. That phrase conveys the helplessness, the world-weariness, and the sense that not only has she had to fight this before,…

Thank you, I couldn't tell if my eyes were going. At second glance I think that it's because it's a picture of a picture. Sad story :-(

I'm glad the family could reach through their grief to touch another's family and their small child.

I was actually thinking that White NOISE might be an appropriate name for them.

All other shit aside, heaven forbid these kids actually enjoy and have good, knowledge-driven sex lives. That would apparently just be the worst.

Ha!

We better watch out—those fingers look loaded.

Let's be honest: it wouldn't be a knowledge dump so much as a slew of ads you would be forced to think about before accessing the file "wheredidileavemykeys".

Really? He paraphrased Robin Thicke's shitty rape-song? Next thing you know, he'll be releasing another app to "get her back".

They should have read this announcement in front of the mirror so they could hear themselves spewing this inane shit.

Ugh... What's the point of wearing a collared shirt if it's just going to be stuck in your sweater under your massive, wrong-headed ego?

Probably because she was talking to the media about it and wasn't ashamed.

I was thinking that too. Want a natural death? No medical intervention for you! Not so much as CPR! That way we can shake our heads and say God works in mysterious ways when you die a preventable death.

Apparently it was an American Life League ad (American Catholic anti-choice organization).