I definitely prefer pads. I rock the diva cup/pad combo as needed.

Thanks! I think it's done that twice to me lately...hmmm, twice...two terms...Obama!

Is this Mike Tyson: unapologetic for rape or Mike Tyson: unapologetic for biting that ear off?

"an aggressively rhetorical kinda-attack on their gender"

Arizona is already having that effect on your degree, sad to say.

I suddenly want to get Ebola just so I can recover and snag a presidential hug!

Oh yes, I was referencing the rectal renaissance piece that proved most popular on Gawker recently.

I totally read your bleeped-out word as "a anal", so... "There's a lot to like about genuinely a anal eats" seemed commentary about eating booty.

This is where the use of female (female nurses) is appropriate, but they went with "women nurses" to fit their "war on women" narrative. Want to know what is really a war on female nurses? The restriction of their access to healthcare and the lowered payment allocated to their profession due to it being a traditional…

" If you don't want to see the dong, move along. Want to see that booty clap? Fill out the app."

I know. These people are like, "Gah! People are dying! How about I throw in some gendered stereotypes to make myself feel better?"

Yes, assholes elevate other assholes, but the difference between that and sociopathy (and don't think that I don't agree that some are sociopaths) is the ability to figure out that the public is sick of seeking the assholery. Even sociopaths (clever ones, anyway) recognize that social favor is important to business…

Re: Carmichael's remarks: Assholish people are successful despite being total douchecanoes, not because of it. We've a culture of look-the-other-way to thank for this, partly, but that doesn't mean we should continue to reward it because of "talent". There are billions of people, and surely you can find someone just…

It seriously sounds like she has a fearful, non-consenting sex life and I felt pity for her feeling the need to defend that.

I assume one of the first people to buy this for themselves will try to fuck it in some way, and I look forward to Mark's article on Comfort Chair Fetishists.

Am I the only one who sees this turning into some guy fondling himself and then saying, "What? It's for charity or awareness or something. Don't complain."

Yeah, they would have been French toast without us!

I guess it's because it feels like borrowed nostalgia to me. My parents had me watch their childhood's cartoons and etc. when I was young, but I always identified it with them, even though watching was part of my childhood.

Now compile it so that they're all singing that phrase to the tune of "Let it Go". Get on it, internet.

Whoopi, how can you be all "disclaimer: this cartoon is racist" one year, and then "disclaimer: this comic is not racist because I use watermelon toothpaste" another?