Ohhhh shittt! I was going to watch Modern Family during my lunch break, but I'm definitely reading these instead.

That is a disgusting ad and I have no idea how they can believe that. I guess with that mindset, I can see how they can further justify not allowing abortion (or welfare, or any aid of any sort): people should suffer and be thankful for suffering. What a sick mindset.

8/10 would bone

As far as friends go, I'd say vibrator, penis, etc. rank highly, and that's just in the section titled "things I put in my vagina." I no longer use tampons and much prefer the menstrual cup (and pads when the flow is lighter); however, I view it as more of a necessary acquaintance.

Definitely agree that the modern girl's friend is the menstrual cup. Tampons just never worked for me.

I definitely prefer pads. I rock the diva cup/pad combo as needed.

Nobody? Nobody else? Do I have to? Ok...

Thanks! I think it's done that twice to me lately...hmmm, twice...two terms...Obama!

Is this Mike Tyson: unapologetic for rape or Mike Tyson: unapologetic for biting that ear off?

"an aggressively rhetorical kinda-attack on their gender"

Arizona is already having that effect on your degree, sad to say.

I suddenly want to get Ebola just so I can recover and snag a presidential hug!

But it does work on Mom and Dad at mealtime.

Oh yes, I was referencing the rectal renaissance piece that proved most popular on Gawker recently.

I totally read your bleeped-out word as "a anal", so... "There's a lot to like about genuinely a anal eats" seemed commentary about eating booty.

The article clearly states that the consequences of egg freezing and the age of the mother are unclear at best and increasingly detrimental to the health and well-being of her later progeny.

The consequences aren't clear. That was the point of the article.

This is where the use of female (female nurses) is appropriate, but they went with "women nurses" to fit their "war on women" narrative. Want to know what is really a war on female nurses? The restriction of their access to healthcare and the lowered payment allocated to their profession due to it being a traditional…

" If you don't want to see the dong, move along. Want to see that booty clap? Fill out the app."

Wow, thanks for the recommendation. I'll definitely have to try that out.