1) Lambas bread. Not for the taste, but more for the remarkable sustained energy feeling.

I know. These people are like, "Gah! People are dying! How about I throw in some gendered stereotypes to make myself feel better?"

Well, there's your problem. You should have tried to rail it instead.

Yes, assholes elevate other assholes, but the difference between that and sociopathy (and don't think that I don't agree that some are sociopaths) is the ability to figure out that the public is sick of seeking the assholery. Even sociopaths (clever ones, anyway) recognize that social favor is important to business…

Re: Carmichael's remarks: Assholish people are successful despite being total douchecanoes, not because of it. We've a culture of look-the-other-way to thank for this, partly, but that doesn't mean we should continue to reward it because of "talent". There are billions of people, and surely you can find someone just…

It seriously sounds like she has a fearful, non-consenting sex life and I felt pity for her feeling the need to defend that.

Thanks for making me look like a zombie indoors and encouraging my insomnia :-(

I assume one of the first people to buy this for themselves will try to fuck it in some way, and I look forward to Mark's article on Comfort Chair Fetishists.

Am I the only one who sees this turning into some guy fondling himself and then saying, "What? It's for charity or awareness or something. Don't complain."

Yeah, they would have been French toast without us!

I'm a bit more worried about the male genitalia that look like aliens.

I guess it's because it feels like borrowed nostalgia to me. My parents had me watch their childhood's cartoons and etc. when I was young, but I always identified it with them, even though watching was part of my childhood.

Now compile it so that they're all singing that phrase to the tune of "Let it Go". Get on it, internet.

Whoopi, how can you be all "disclaimer: this cartoon is racist" one year, and then "disclaimer: this comic is not racist because I use watermelon toothpaste" another?

Also, how old are all these tweeters that a 70-year-old cartoon was new in their childhood? I know they aired for a long time, and that there were reboots, but c'mon.

Yikes! She should just get her tubers tied.

Excellent!

Surely "You Got it Bad" was just an acknowledgement of gender inequality then.

I believe in a thing called love

You figured me out :-) I worked at Subway as a teen, so let's just say I'm well-versed in making all the possible innuendos and an Italian cold cut.